Funy Jokes - 10 Types Of Girl You Should Never Marry

THINK TWICE BEFORE MARRY OR FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL. HERE WE GIVE EXAMPLE OF 10 KIND OF GIRL YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY OR FALL IN LOVE.

"It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"

10 Types Of Girl You Should Never Marry

Number 1: Never marry a TESTING GIRL since she always doubts you.

Number 2: Never marry a DATABASE GIRL since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Number 3: Never marry a C GIRL because she always has a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from the house.

Number 4: Never marry a C++ GIRL as you may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE

Number 5: Never marry a JAVA GIRL since she always throws EXCEPTIONS

Number 6: Never marry a VB GIRL since she has a divorce FORM with her always

Number 7: Never marry a UNIX GIRL, she always dumped YOU with a core

Number 8: Never marry a PASCAL GIRL; she always scolds u as a rascal

Number 9: Never marry a COBOL GIRL since she may be very good in the DIVISION of families

Number 10:Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good at shooting troubles

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY.

MARRY A GIRL FROM A HARDWARE FAMILY.

Getting married to someone is one of the biggest decisions of your life. Isn’t it wise to make your choices carefully? So, THINK TWICE BEFORE MARRY.

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